One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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