When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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