that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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