Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My vagina is very pro this idea
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