It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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