why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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