Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
