Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
