In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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