So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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