I've blown a few things in my day
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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