dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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