My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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