you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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