i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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