Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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