You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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