dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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