question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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