Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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