Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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