How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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