he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Randomize
