road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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