i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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