Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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