No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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