No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he shaved USA in his pubs
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
They took my balls.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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