I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Randomize
