i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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