I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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