Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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