Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it was like eating out sand paper
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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