You're completely useless in the revolution.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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