so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I believe in your delicious
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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