I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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