tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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