Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Randomize
