I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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