I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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