Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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