There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
