The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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