So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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