no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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