i don't plan on having that self control this summer
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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