I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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