Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize