Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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