A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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