She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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