O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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