have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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