Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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