she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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