Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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