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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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